Some Practical Solutions To Spam Email Topics

Here is the secret to earning money from home!!!
1. Get job.
2. Go to job.
3. Get paycheck.
4. Cash paycheck.
5. Take cash home.

Housewives waiting for you!!!!!!!!!
1. Host Tupperware party.
2. Invite housewives to your home for said party.
3. Arrive late to your own Tupperware party.
4. Housewives are waiting for you.

Increase your size in weeks!!!!!!
1. For several weeks, overeat drastically.
2. Weigh self.
3. You have now increased your size in weeks.

The secret to debt reduction!!!!!!!!!!
1. Asses all debt.
2. Begin to pay off debt.
3. Debt is now reduced.

Get *FREE* money from the federal government!!!!!!!!
1. Apply for government grant.
2. Check grant status.
3. If grant is approved, you have just received free money from the federal
government.

Lose weight quickly!!!!!!!
1. Reduce food consumption by one-half over several weeks.
2. After several weeks, weigh self.
3. You have lost weight quickly.

Get Viagra and get back in the game!!!!!!!!
1. Go to doctor.
2. Ask doctor for Viagra prescription.
3. Go to pharmacy.
4. Pay pharmacist to fill Viagra perscription.
5. Take Viagra.
6. Copulate with spouse.
7. You are now back in the game.


Get Tons Of Free Money And Never Pay It Back!!!!!!!!!
1. Rob bank.
2. Keep money.
3. While in jail, refuse to pay money back.
4. You now have gotten free money without paying it back.

Never pay income tax again!!!!!!!!!!
1. Stop paying income tax.
2. While in jail, insist that you will never again pay icome tax.
3. Never again pay income tax.